Friday 17 May 2013

Out of Office


They’re always there.

Among the groups of foreign students spread out across multiple tables, arguing loudly, huddled in loving couples, their feet on the furniture in a way that no self-respecting 1960’s mother would tolerate at home, let alone in a public place;

Among the business suits, tie-less to reflect the relaxed atmosphere of their off-site meeting, juniors giddy as school kids let out early for the day, jaded middle-aged middle-managers slumped beneath the weight of seen-it-all-before experience;

Among the yummy mummies sharing one naughty treat between three while comparing infant progress, buggy performance and horror stories in their one blissful hour a week that they get to talk to another adult who just might possibly understand;

They’re always there.

The scribblers and the tappers, the silent observers, the poets and the novelists whose claims to these titles are tenuous at best, laughable at the other extreme. Most of their work will never see the light of day except maybe via the murky semi-legitimate routes of self-publishing, vanity press or the instant obscurity of website blogs.

The coffee shop is their oasis, a break from the endless lonely hours connected to a home-office keyboard. The rental price of a coffee every ninety minutes or so is a bargain for the use of two square metres of prime city centre retail unit.

It can work. Ernest Hemingway, J.K. Rowling, Dostoevsky, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hans Christian Andersen, Franz Kafka; all were known to write in coffee houses or cafés. Those who chose this route now are in illustrious company indeed. But most who make their marks on paper or screen in public places will see their writing suffer the worst fate that any written word can. It will remain unread and ignored.

As for me? I’ve been here a while. I need another venti mocha.

© Shaun Finnie 2013

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